The Potty Mouth Granny

How has a failure, or apparent failure, set you up for later success? How has a failure, or apparent failure, set me up for later success? Having two children by the age of 21. According to statistics, I wasn’t supposed to be shit and my children weren’t supposed to be shit but I proved them…

If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why? If I could ban the word ‘accountability,’ I would dance ass buck naked on the Gold Coast here in Chicago. I’ve seen so many people on the internet use this word without knowing what the fuck they are talking…

What bores you? What bores me? These never ending conversations on the Black social media about relationships, celebrities, submission, high value men and women, who eats first, the man or the children, and all types of foolishness. The Black community is teetering on the edge of a cliff and these are the conversations that take…

Who are your favorite people to be around? My favorite people to be around are genuinely happy adults and children. A lot of adults are some miserable sots so when I meet happy grown people, it brings me joy because I know that they will not be bringing any drama into my life. And I…

If there was a biography about you, what would the title be? If there was a biography about me, the title would be the one above because that’s who I am. Born in the 70s, came of age during the 80s, and still alive today. Saw the carnage of the crack epidemic in real time,…

If you had the power to change one law, what would it be and why? If I had the power to change one law, it would be giving child molesters a life sentence without parole. As a survivor of child molestation, I understand the harm that it causes the psyches of children. When I was…

Do you need a break? From what? Yes I need a break from a capitalist society that conditions people to believe that it’s normal to work from dawn to dusk for crumbs. I’m currently laid off and I can’t speak for anyone but myself but it’s felt great to not work. The anti-seizure medication I…

The most important invention in your lifetime is… The most important invention in my lifetime is the internet. Due to this invention, humanity now has millions of information literally at their fingertips. Whatever random thought or memory that they think of, people can now go to Google and look it up. Unfortunately despite having all…

Describe your most ideal day from beginning to end. My idea day would be rising leisurely from bed and stepping into my jacuzzi and taking a hot bath filled with peach scented bubbles. Then I would would rise like Aphrodite from the sea, and my handmaidens would pat me down with soft towels. Then I…