The Potty Mouth Granny

Write about a random act of kindness you’ve done for someone. Almost 30 years ago, I was on the bus leaving work. It was payday, and I was hot to spend some money on myself but naturally some weird shit would happen. Two teenage girls got on the bus and they didn’t have any money…

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? A swirling wind of emotions going from being bubbly , giggling, silly, filled with laughter and joy to sadness, rage, and contempt. Basically a human.

Was today typical? This morning was an ordinary one in my life. I was awakened at the time of 3am to the sounds of my cat gagging as if he was about to throw up so I politely put his ass out of my bedroom. Then I went back to sleep only to be awakened…

How would you describe yourself to someone? How would I describe myself to someone? Hmm, let me see. Compassionate, feisty, quirky, well read, a big kid at heart, a lover of children and cats. Me.

What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? The strategies I use to mainly my health and wellbeing is reading, listening to music, and watching cartoons. All of these strategies bring me immense joy and soothes my soul. Books brings me knowledge. Music feeds my senses. Cartoons make me cackle. During these…

What bothers you and why? Lately, I’ve been very annoyed by women who refuse to respect the choices of other women. Like mind your own business and worry about yourself ladies. I’ve even seen women online complaining about the dating choice of celebrities. Like if you don’t go sit down somewhere and shut up.

On what subject(s) are you an authority? The one subject that I can consider myself to be an authority on is history. I can pull out a story about a historical figure in a heartbeat. Like Queen Joanna I of Naples who ran a whorehouse from one of her castles. Or King Henry VIII’s sister…

Have you ever had surgery? What for? I’ve had surgery several times from ages 16 to almost 33. Let’s see: three caesarean sections, two operations on my left leg, and the removal of one of my fallopian tubes. I’ve been cut on so much that when my neurologist suggested surgery for my epileptic condition, I…

What notable things happened today? The most notable thing that happened to me today is realizing that I will be 55 years old next year. Whew…..

Do you have any collections? Do I have any collections??? Chile I have a constantly growing collection of books and Barbie Dolls. I currently have six bookcases in my bedroom and a display case full of dolls in the dining room. I had to bring three of the Barbies into my bedroom because they were…