The Potty Mouth Granny

What’s something you would attempt if you were guaranteed not to fail. President of the United States. I would be signing executive orders all over the place, giving the American people the right to housing, healthcare, and food security. Women would have complete autonomy over their bodies, and descendants of slavery would receive monetary compensation…

What is your favorite hobby or pastime? My favorite hobby or pastime is reading. I’ve been reading since I was three years old and I’ve been all over the world because of books. I danced in the court of Queen Elizabeth I because of reading. I ran wild with Artemis as one of her Nymphs…

What’s your #1 priority tomorrow? My #1 priority tomorrow is waking up to see another day because nothing is guaranteed.

What are your favorite types of foods? Comfort foods. Foods that my stomach full and my soul at ease. Fried catfish steaks. Smothered potatoes. Greens with smoked meat. Baked macaroni and cheese. Great Northern beans with hot water cornbread. Smothered steak with mashed potatoes and gravy. All the foods that make me happy and fat.

Describe your ideal week. My ideal week would be a week free of stress and filled with love and laughter. As I get older, I’m learning how much I need love and laughter to survive living in a world filled with malice and despair. It’s a lot of ghouls walking around and I don’t want…

If you had to give up one word that you use regularly, what would it be? Fuck😂😂😂 but I’m always using it so I would be lost. On a daily basis, I’m screaming “fuck that, shut the fuck up, or fuck you.” Yes I would be lost without the word “fuck.”

Are you holding a grudge? About? Unfortunately, I am. I’m a believer in letting go of negative emotions because they rot away your soul but I will always hold a grudge against the man who molested me when I was a child. He took away my innocence and the ability to trust men fully and…

What brings a tear of joy to your eye? Watching old cartoons from back in the day. Woody Woodpecker is back on regular television for the first time since the 80s and I almost broke down, remembering the little girl that I used to be. When my family was still alive and life wasn’t so…

Why do you blog? Why do I blog? To put my thoughts out in the universe about a variety of topics. Blogging is like an online diary for me but lately, I haven’t wanted to expose myself too much. It’s a lot of mean spirited people online whose very existence is contingent on making others…

How are you feeling right now? Tired but happy to wake up another day. I have epilepsy and is currently taking three kinds of medication, and the side effects have me out here like a zombie. Tired, groggy, mind totally discombobulated. Cognitive skills totally fucked up but guess what? I woke up this morning.