The Potty Mouth Granny

What relationships have a positive impact on you? A relationship that has been a positive impact on my life is the friendship between myself and my best friend of almost 40 years. Through the trials and tribulations of life, we have managed to stick together. Through health issues, the loss of family members and friends,…

How have your political views changed over time? I used to be a liberal but now I don’t know what I am. I could never be a conservative because they embrace ignorance, don’t like women or minorities, and ban books but liberals are full of shit too. They are no better than the conservatives because…

What are your feelings about eating meat? I’m a carnivore to the core.

What’s something you would attempt if you were guaranteed not to fail. President of the United States. I would be signing executive orders all over the place, giving the American people the right to housing, healthcare, and food security. Women would have complete autonomy over their bodies, and descendants of slavery would receive monetary compensation…

What is your favorite hobby or pastime? My favorite hobby or pastime is reading. I’ve been reading since I was three years old and I’ve been all over the world because of books. I danced in the court of Queen Elizabeth I because of reading. I ran wild with Artemis as one of her Nymphs…

What’s your #1 priority tomorrow? My #1 priority tomorrow is waking up to see another day because nothing is guaranteed.

What are your favorite types of foods? Comfort foods. Foods that my stomach full and my soul at ease. Fried catfish steaks. Smothered potatoes. Greens with smoked meat. Baked macaroni and cheese. Great Northern beans with hot water cornbread. Smothered steak with mashed potatoes and gravy. All the foods that make me happy and fat.

Describe your ideal week. My ideal week would be a week free of stress and filled with love and laughter. As I get older, I’m learning how much I need love and laughter to survive living in a world filled with malice and despair. It’s a lot of ghouls walking around and I don’t want…

If you had to give up one word that you use regularly, what would it be? Fuck😂😂😂 but I’m always using it so I would be lost. On a daily basis, I’m screaming “fuck that, shut the fuck up, or fuck you.” Yes I would be lost without the word “fuck.”

Are you holding a grudge? About? Unfortunately, I am. I’m a believer in letting go of negative emotions because they rot away your soul but I will always hold a grudge against the man who molested me when I was a child. He took away my innocence and the ability to trust men fully and…