The Potty Mouth Granny

What is your favorite animal?

My favorite animal is a cat. I’ve loved cats since I was a little girl and still love them as a middle age woman. I love them for their majestic manner, how they sit so elegantly with their paws crossed. The loaf of bread pose cats do when they’re lying down. The most fun thing about cats is how they stare down upon humanity in all their haughty grandeur with disdain in their eyes, looking at humans as if we ain’t shit. And for the most part, cats are absolutely correct because a large part of humanity ain’t shit.