The Potty Mouth Granny

Earlier this morning, I was in the bathroom doing what humans do, and it occurred to me that I will be 55 years old next year. When I say it felt like I was slapped in the face with a sock full of bricks with that knowledge, it surely did. 55 years on this planet and I have been through many trials and tribulations during my time here, but I have also experienced some of the best times in my life. I am still evolving and growing as a human being, and I am so grateful to be alive because so many people I knew and loved are no longer here. A motherfucking Crone who has lived to see three generations descend from her bloodline. An old broad. Me!!