The Potty Mouth Granny

Describe your most ideal day from beginning to end.

My idea day would be rising leisurely from bed and stepping into my jacuzzi and taking a hot bath filled with peach scented bubbles. Then I would would rise like Aphrodite from the sea, and my handmaidens would pat me down with soft towels.

Then I would float off to my dressing room to be slathered with my favorite oils, and sprayed with my favorite perfume. Afterwards, I would glide into a silk dressing gown and float downstairs for a breakfast consisting of a Denver omelette, fresh fruit, and yogurt, accompanied with a hot cup of tea flavored with raw honey.

For the rest of my day, I would lounge around reading and writing the book that will bring me the Pulitzer Prize. During the evening, I would retire to my boudoir to gossip on the phone and do a bit of online shopping for frivolous things. Dinner would be served to me in bed consisting of garlic butter shrimp, a beautifully baked sweet potato covered in butter, and a Caesar salad. My day would end with a hot shower and I would slide into bed. Alas, this is merely a fantasy because my normal day consists of being awakened by the howls of a hungry ass cat. But I can dream😘😘😘🌙🌙🌙💭💭💭