The Potty Mouth Granny

Was today typical?

This morning was an ordinary one in my life. I was awakened at the time of 3am to the sounds of my cat gagging as if he was about to throw up so I politely put his ass out of my bedroom.

Then I went back to sleep only to be awakened a few hours later by the loud yodeling of said cat, screaming for his breakfast. I got up, washed my face, brushed my teeth, showered, and fed the starved out cat whose belly hangs to the floor.

Then I made a cup of collagen infused tea with ginger, turmeric, and cinnamon and now I’m writing this prompt. May everyone’s day be filled with joy and laughter.